1.I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
2.Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
3.I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
4.Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
5.Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
6.I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
7.Nothing is over until you stop trying.
8.Person you love is 72.8% water.
9.I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
10.People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
11.80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
12.When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
13.she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
14.I drink to make other people interesting.
15.If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
16.Save water drink beer.
17.Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
18.Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
19.Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
20.His story is History, My Story is Mystery.