New Short Status Quotes For WhatsApp

Short quotes for WhatsApp, short Whatsapp status and short WhatsApp messages are just one line WhatsApp status that describes your current status. This is an awesome collection of short WhatsApp quotes, the reader can pick any one of the WhatsApp statuses which they feel appropriate for their current mood.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.

Virginity can be cured.

You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.

Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.

My life can be measured in hours

I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

I’d far rather be happy than right.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

I got less but i got best!

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I’d far rather be happy than right.

The person who hates you, loves you the most..

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

So many assume. So few know.

I have the simplest tastes.

Be you !!! The world will adjust.

A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

Life is a game, let’s make a high score.

A smiling face always has a painful heart.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I am always satisfied with the best.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

We repair what your husband fixed.

I know that I don’t know.

I have a black belt in awesomeness!

God doesn’t make junk.

Q is just O with a cigar.

Follow your own star.

Is my name! Isn’t it awesome!?!

I believe in hate at first sight.

Enjoy life. It comes with an expiry date…

All girls are my sisters except you.

If you see me and your eyes blow more then don’t blame me. I am always cool and hot.

I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.

Never mind me. Because your mind is outdated.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.

You can disturb me…..now I’m available.

Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.

My Game, My Rules, My Place, Wanna play it?

Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

I take my own decisions.No one can order me. Don’t be think like that.

God has four gifts for you: A Key for every Problem, a Light for every Shadow, a Plan for every Tomorrow and a Joy for every Sorrow.

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

May be one day, if you are lucky, you’ll be awesome as I am 🙂

If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!

Fun is like life insurance. The older you get, the more it costs.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.

Every problem comes with a solution if it isn’t then it’s a ……. girl.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, the day gets brighter.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Once you feel avoided by someone, never disturb them again.

If only I could un-love, I would be a lighter version of me.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

You’re The Smile To My Face And The Beat To My Heart.

The Best Feelings When You Look At Her & She Is Already Staring.

You’re The Kind Of Person I Wanna Be With When I Want To Be Alone.

The More You Hide Your Feeling For Someone. The More You Fall For Them.

When You Love Someone, You Just Do. There Are No But’s, No Maybe’s And No Why’s.

Even If We Can’t Be Together In The End, I’M Glad That You Were A Part Of My Life.

One Day, I Caught My Self Smiling Without No Reason, Then I Realized I Was Thinking Of You.

I Hate Waiting. But If Waiting Means Being Able To Be With You, I’ll For As Long As Forever To Be With You.

And When I Love You, I Realized, I Have Never Truly Loved Anyone. I Realized, I Never Will Truly Love Anyone The Way I Love You.

 

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