Its true that i am not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that
many things r not perfect without me.
I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business.
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and meet them there later.
“Success” all depends on the second letter
When Nothing Goes Right…..!! Go Left 😀
I Might Be Crazy…But Crazy Is Way Better Than Stupid 😛
Strength Is Ones Life, Weakness Is Death…True words are spoken.
Never Take Life so seriously….Coz you will never make it out alive…:).
A Man Lost Almost Everything In A Fire
Next Day He Placed A Signboard
Shop Burnt!!! House Burnt!!! Goods Burnt!!! But Faith Not Burnt
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
Sweaty! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants u..!
Cheap Items Have many buyers. haha
My Girlfriend Told Me…
I started Annoying her as i am relating everything to Batman..
lol what a Joker! 😀
I wasted ten seconds of my life………..
Updating this status 😀
I am so good at sleeping, that i could even do it with my eyes closed 😛
I’m so sick and tired of my drunk friends who can’t hold their fit.The other night they dropped me 3 times when they carried me out of the bar!!!!!
I hate it when I sleep in on my day off and have even less time to do nothing!!!!!
You never realize how ugly you are until you sit in front of the mirror at the hairdressers.
The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of my assignment, wow it feels awesome.
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
Hey Buddy You are reading My status again, lol Keep coming back :D.
Do have a look at these Best Birthday Status
Don’t judge me for what I did few seconds ago, I have changed since then.
My phone is like my lover…. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
Facebook asked me what’s on your mind.Answer is simple I donno 😀
I hate when I’m eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like ”You can’t catch me!”
That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realise there’s someone inside.
Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t last that long.
I want a hot body but I also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult.
Feels Down for a $2 ATM fee then blow $300 on drinks.
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
That awkward moment when you’re about to say something really clever and someone changes the topic…
Some crazy women came and knocked on my door with a kid, and said, say hello to your dad. I replied, that’s not my dad, looks nothing like him.
How do people do back flips and all, like I can’t even flip my grilled burger without messing it up 😀
I’m gonna be so productive today! Right after I scroll through my news feed.
I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
Whenever I go to type “Ha ha” my fingers go a bit crazy and I end up typing… “Hahaahahhahahhaahaahaahahhahahaha”
When you’re at a friends house and their parents offer you food, you say “not hungry” but really you’re Crying Inside.
I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
Nothing is really lost, until your mom can’t find it 😀
Common sense is like a perfume, the people who need it the most never use it.. 🙂
Dance like no one is watching you, actually they are not coz they are busy with the phones.
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
YALA : You Always Live Again (sorry for messing up the status) :p
Best Attitude Whatsapp Status
Yeah who doesn’t want to be that cool guy who rocks like Elvis show it to the world the amount of Attitude you’ve keeping and that too in couple of letters and words.Just express it through these lines that works like a charm.
Keep your attitude in your pocket
I will show you what it means actually.Ha ha ha aa
Hard work Willpower and dedication, for a person with these qualities the sky would be the limit.
It has done me good to be parched by the heat and drenched by the rain of life.
Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…
Dear Haters, Sorry guys i don’t give a damn about What you think, what you do or what you say.
Some lives are linked across time and Connected by ancient Calling.
A GIRL PR0P0SED T0 Me..
I Replied…. ” I’m N0T
Accepting Y0ur PR0P0SAL
But I Salute Y0ur CH0iCE” 😀 lol yeah
A Single word for sure could be a repository to change one’s life.
Sum people don’t understand d way I’m,
Sum r hurt by d way I talk,
But what can I do if that is d real me,
‘SORRY’ I’m not ‘Perfect’
Definitely not ‘FAKE’.
Go try living the atheist life, But soon you will find out that
you are a fish out of water.
Difference of Nature :
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Fool copied ma style.
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt,Response:Oh Ma brother…
If someone ask me about my secret for happiness, m glad to say its none other than loving myself.
Life is like a Gold ring, it could be covered with dust,
but it will glitter when it is around fire, hope i will glitter soon.
How would you define Rain? It ain’t some drops of water,
it is the love of sky showered on earth.. <3
I like the People like you
who like others like me.
Make the others like me to like you
Read it again it’s wonderful.
I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100.!!!
I Solved All 150 and wrote – CHECK ANY 100
I never worry about people who are so quick to point out problems. Usually, they aren’t so quick to do something to solve them.
I dnt consider wat ppl think or talk about me..
i juz b’live dat,
Those who know me, know me well,
N those who dont know me
can go to HELL.
Ain’t that right?
The audience see a Joker as Joker !
But d Joker sees himself as a
Performer ” No matter wat others
think , Its your life , Go on with
100 % of confidence…
Don’t be sad when you see your
ex- girlfriend flirting with someone else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids
That’s actually called ATTITUDE.
People may call it as attitude But I
call it the reality,
Care 4 only those People who
Because we r not Jokers to Entertain
Whatsapp Status For Lovers
We have also got some special ones which are for all those who love each other, update them to show off your passionate feeling to your man or women as per your concern.
When I miss you really very much all I have to do is close my eyes and think about you. Then my heart is satisfied to know that you are mine.
Gifts, parties and dinners will make me feel good for sometime but they all will fade away. What I really need is love, kindness and someone who will always stay faithful to me.
I know of this elderly couple who fought a lot, they did not agree on things and had a lot of issues. But no matter how hard it was, they always came back in love.So Love is not a fancy trip, its a commitment.
Hold still right before we crash,
Cause we both know how this ends,
Our clock ticks till it breaks
your glass and i drown in you again.
Time doesn’t really Heal the
heart.It just makes the heart
forget all the pain.
Relationships are harder now
because conversations becomes
texting, argument becomes
phone calls, and feelings become
statuses and posts.
BEAUTY doesn’t make love but
love makes BEAUTY;
BREAK everything but never BREAK
HEART is the music, PLAY it but
never play WITH it.
I May Not Be The Most Important
In Your Life ..
But I Just Hope That
One Day When You Hear My Name
You Would Just Smile
Say ” I Miss This Person.
I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.
Closer is a place where I want to be with you. Far is the place where I want to through away all loneliness. Nearer is where are hearts are meeting and love is the thing which I want to have forever.
~ Mira Norris
Slowly I am starting to understand that the meaning of love is deeper when we are together. It is cuter when you and I are in each others arms as husband and wife.
~ Vaugn Arab
As the clouds pass by making the stars invisible, I want you to know that sometimes you may not see me. But I am always there for you in memory and by heart. You never have to worry. Good night.
~ Shawn Casey
Your love has brightened my life like the sun in the early morning. You have refreshed my mind like a cup of coffee on a happy day. You are everything that I had dreamed of and I really love you!
Just when I closed my eyes to sleep tonight, a thought about you came to my mind. I instantly took my phone and this is what I typed to let you know that I really love you. Good Night.
~ Lola Micheal’s
In Moi Dream You are my Life…But In Ma Life You are a Dream only.. 🙁
When we were making fun together and loved each other,
we never ever thought,
that we were making memories.
Love you dear <3 🙁
The night sky is lovely and the moon light is beautiful and exotic. Just like the times when you smile and brighten up my life. I love you so much. Good Night!
~ John Beguine
searched near and far, long and short, here and there. I tried finding the perfect love. But no one came close to me until the most wonderful person I have ever known made an entry – YOU!
When we have something valuable beside as we won’t mind it.
But once it goes away you start feeling the pain,
yes this is life and it is strange.
As I go to sleep, I think of all the good times we have spent together. I feel I am so blessed to have someone like you in my life. I look up to the stars but heart says, my life is brighter than them because I have you.
~ Tina Cunningham
We might have Ego issues, Little Misunderstandings, silly fights
But, we couldn’t depart as both of us are like two magnets,
which keeps attracting to each other for ever…. <3 you my dear.
Keep looking at the stars, Both us could see them,
But we couldn’t see each other, how strange is life…
May the fairies guard you from dangers and may sleep fill you and refresh you. When you wake up, hope you are at your best and bring happiness to all around you.
~ Venal Gotham
People act differently with different persons…..never keep love with a person.
If one day U realize I haven’t talked to you in a while, its not that I don’t care, its because you pushed me away and left me there.
Letting go doesn’t mean that you don’t care about someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.
I don’t understand why destiny allowed some people to meet… when there’s no way for them to be together… 🙁
If could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
It’s so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
Every day that we spend together is a one more day of coming together. It is another reason to fall in love and make something count. Never underestimate the power of one lovely day. Make the most of it.
When the day has ended and darkness is surrounding us, its time to leave all the tensions of work and stress of earthly things behind. Time to rest, relax so that tomorrow you can be at your best.
~ Rosy Twice
Real true love has a beginning. It has a continuous flow of a story full of emotions, feelings and love. When the last part comes, it ends in… True love never ends, it lives forever!
WhatsApp status displays how uniquely and ingeniously you can put your thoughts in words. Updating status on WhatsApp or changing it from time to time simply defines your way of living life or way towards life.