2)Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
3)I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
4)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
5)When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .
6)Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
7)Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.
8)Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)
9)Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
10)Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
11)Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
13)Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
14)There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
15)Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
16)Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
17)An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!
18)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
19)”Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe
20)Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.
DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google…They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is… And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
I have no time to hate people… who hate me… because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
I don’t care what people think or say about me!
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online .. If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest,just noise..
Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will…
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
I don’t have time to hate people bcz.. I’m busy loving people who love me.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it J.
So you’re checking my status.. 😀
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t 😉
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!
Attitudes are more important than facts.
Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.