Insulting Status for Whatsapp Insult Quotes

These WhatsApp status are short so that they can easily fix in the status box. Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting. Here you found Best Insult Whatsapp Status and Facebook Status & Quotes.

I don’t insult people.
I just describe them.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Are your parents siblings?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Are your parents siblings?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

How would you like to feel the way you look?

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

Do u practice being this ugly?

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head..

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey 🙂

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing..

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore..

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich … want those leftovers too?

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Most Awesome Insulting Quotes and Status for Whatsapp

1.-) The best comeback in the universe. Person: go to hell! You: I cant go to hell, satin still has that restraining order on me from when i tried to take over! LOL

2.-) Realized today how important I am because some people can not keep my name out of their mouth!!

3.-) Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

4.-) Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

5.-) Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

6.-) Looks like it’s time to whip out my handy dandy Bitch-Be-Gone spray

7.-) Being a 10 cent hoe ; doesn’t make you a dime piece (:

8.-) I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

9.-) One out of 4 people in this country are mentally unbalanced, now think of your 3 closets friends, if they seem OK….then your the one!!!

10.-) You’ re really making a fool of yourself with your behavior but you’re too fucked up in the head to see what everyone sees.

11.-) Mix with people with a good attitude.

12.-) Is thinking “9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting a head and you are reading my status. Hang in there Sunshine”

13.-) Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

14.-) Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

15.-) If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

16.-) To whom it may concern: Insult me all you want but insult my friends or relatives that I actually care about and I will teach you how to breathe under water.

17.-) I would slap u but that would be animal abuse.

18.-) Would love to drown my troubles. But I think the bitch has learned how to swim.

19.-) Are your parents siblings?

20.-) I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

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