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Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp
I should have come with a manual. I confuse myself.
Music, internet, food and sleep are important parts of my life.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Even the mightiest oak tree was once a nut like you.
A wife stands nude in front of her husband & says ‘I look horrible,I’m fat & ugly pay me a compliment.
He replies ‘Your eyesight is perfect.
I wanna hug you and feel everything.
Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
Why God, why? Why beautiful girls don’t have brains!
His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.
He saw me without problems,He created YOU.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Can I take your picture??
I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp
1. Drink beer & Save water!
2. Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.
3. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!
4. Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!
5. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is indeed a blessing.
6. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!
7. Carefully edited truths are the best way to LIE. Because technically you’re not lying!
8. That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward
9. Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?
10. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
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11. I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card
12. If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
13. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police
14. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
15. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius
16. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
17. One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
18. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
19. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
20. Roses are red; violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo, Don’t you worry, I’ll be there too, Not in the cage but laughing at you!
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21. Life taught me lots of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
22. When your phone is 1% battery, and anyone who sends a message or calls becomes enemy
23. 80% of boys have girlfriends, but rest 20% boys have a brain
24. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!
25. I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
26. Someone on his WhatsApp status “sleeping” since three days. He probably dead
27. 3mistakes done by everyone: WhatsApp, Facebook, and Girlfriend
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28. I didn’t lose my mind ….I just sold it online
29. Warning!!! I know Karate and some other words too!!!!
30. If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart
Funny Status for Girls
Pretty girls turn heads. I and my girls break necks!
Dear Boys, I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting!
I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overload.
Tall guy + short girl = cutie! But short guy + tall girl = awkward.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep 🙂
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions 🙂
I’m not interested in just being the hot girl. I’m really goofy, and I love laughing, and that’s such a big part of who I am.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.
Boys, if you don’t look like Calvin Klein models, don’t expect us to look like Victoria’s secrets angels. From All Bachelor Girls Association. 🙂
I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.
I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
When a woman says WHAT? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.
Funny Status for Boys
Boys are great, every girl should have one.
I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!
I Like to study… Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO… GIRLS – YES!
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.
How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?
I mean, funny like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful… Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
Boys don’t make passes at female smart-asses.
I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.
There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂
I’m an amazing cook. And I’m a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.
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