100+ Funny Instagram Captions And Images

Funny Instagram Captions

Instagram’s success really builds on the love and passion people have for taking and sharing photos of themselves and their surrounding worlds. Here we have collected 50+ Funny Instagram Captions to Make Your Friends Laugh. We also have a great collection of Good Instagram CaptionsCool Instagram Captions.

Funny Instagram Captions

My mobile camera isn’t working well. Or I might look like an angel.

Selfie of a storm, beware.

I feel I am the undiscovered supermodel.

Man on fire.

Kinda classy, kinda hood.

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.

I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.

Confidence level: Kanye West.

Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?

Only dead fish go with the flow.

…Moonwalks out of awkward situation.

Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.

Reality called, so I hung up.

I don’t sweat—I sparkle.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.

It’s too “a.m.” for me.

I’m worried that no one will ever make me as happy as tacos do.

Namast’ay in bed.

It’s okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.

I like big cups and I cannot lie.

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.

How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

Out of the way, world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.

Nobody really likes us but us.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

Find your tribe; love them hard.

Putting the “we” in “weird.”

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

Let’s do some “We shouldn’t be doing this” things.

You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”

Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable selfies.

If you surround yourself with clowns, don’t be surprised if your life resembles a circus.

Me and my friends start trends.

Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice, normal family.

We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.

Mess with me, I’ll let karma do its job. Mess with my family?  I become karma.

We are going to be really cool old ladies.

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult.

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.

It’s been one blur of fun.

All good things are wild and free.

Right back on my worst behavior.

Fun fact: Positive vibes can also be used as a Debbie Downer repellent.

I hope you dance like noone’s watching, because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.

I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving.

Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

Love the people you can be weird with.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

ly roll with goddesses.

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When nothing goes right, go left instead!

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

A blind man walks into a bar And a chair and a table.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to


So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

Real men don’t take selfies.

I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

I’m your worst nightmare.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

I think you are lacking vitamin me!

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

Ladies, please.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

I think you are lacking vitamin me!

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

So you’re telling me I have a chance.

Walking past a class with your friends in it.

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!

Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

Started from the bottom now we’re here.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

Women drivers rev my engine.

Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

I liked memes before they were on Instagram

Friday, my second favorite F word.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

A blind man walks into a bar And a chair and a table.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

Each tempest comes up short on downpour

Marvelous closures in “us” occurrence? I think not

By and large, the easy way out advances. Likewise, I am great at parallel stopping.

God favor this chaotic situation

Great Samaritan, cleaned up competitor, particularly skilled napper.

Have loads of hair and like revolting things

Here to serve. the feline overlord

I completely loathe Instagram, and whatever else needing to do with hashtags.

I generally feel tragic for seedless watermelons, in light of the fact that imagine a scenario in which they needed infants.

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I am a performing artist and an essayist and I co-made my breakfast and my child, Malachai.

I am returning to face the truth that an ordinary day is not lager on the shoreline or calamari in the stomach.

I can quote (Insert motion picture) superior to anything you and every one of your companions.

I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why

I have not lost my brain its moved down on HD some place.

I have this new hypothesis that human youthfulness doesn’t end until your mid thirties.

I trust one day I cherish something the route ladies in plugs love yogurt

I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look delightful.

I once sniffled a beanie weenie through my nose. I likewise made a stallion swoon in Costa Rica.

I just rap occasionally

I favor my quips expected

I put the hot in insane

I as of late surrendered Warcraft so my efficiency, and drinking, have expanded significantly.

I shouldn’t be permitted to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m tipsy!

Despite everything I don’t comprehend Twitter, however here I am.

I talk like a child and I never pay for beverages.

I believe its unusual if a young lady doesn’t have an Instagram now days.

I used to act. I additionally hip twirl and eat Jolly Ranchers not generally in the meantime however.

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I was dependent on hokey pokey yet I turned myself around

I will go into survival mode if tickled

I’m a power to be figured with, I figure

I’m not happy its “Friday” I’m happy its “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.

I’m beginning to like Instagram, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.

I’ve generally believed being famous on Instagram is as about as futile as being rich in syndication

I’m a Basset Hound devotee with a mouth like a Syphilitic mariner.

I’m a Texan with bunches of sentiments and beautiful hair.

I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

I’m here to evade companions on Facebook.

I’m not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.

I’m not certain what number of issues I have in light of the fact that math is one of them

I’m genuine and I trust some of my adherents are as well.

I’m truly a titan cupcake. Perplexed about crazy rides and dry ice

On the off chance that I could hole up my life in one line I would pass on of humiliation

On the off chance that you don’t have anything pleasant to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

Looking for rest, rational soundness, & The Shire

Embed self important stuff about myself here.

It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are continually obscuring.

Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit

Simply one more papercut survivor


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