Dirty Adult Status Quotes For Whatsapp

Dirty status doesn’t mean that you have to make a shitty, dirt filled status on WhatsApp lol, But it could be the most creative illusion of the way of talking in which you say something horny and it doesn’t seem to horny who don’t understand it. Yes, they called Double Meaning Status Messages. So today we are giving you some hot and sexy status ideas which could seem a bit dirty to your circled friend’s zone, but still if you have a taste in it, then you gonna love it.

1-)Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

2-)My mother never understood the irony in calling

3-)Bitch, your leggings aren’t supposed to be Saggin !

4-)the flat ones.

5-)Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

6-)In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is

7-)Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

8-)Why is bra singular and panties plural?

9-)but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

10-)If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

11-)Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left

12-)triple in the last 5 minutes?

13-)People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

14-)Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip

15-)me a “son-of-a-bitch.

16-)Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,

17-)You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.

18-)since your last checkup?

19-)I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes,

20-)There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

21-)homework.

22-)What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew

23-)Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lol

24-)themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just

25-)abortion.

26-)I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been

27-)How does Justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.

28-)Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you sexually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.

29-)Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

30-)People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.

31-)You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

32-)salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just

33-)but I don’t believe the kids should be given

34-)Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

35-)Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for

36-)walk around naked all the time.

37-)People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

38-)what did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

39-)My graduation speech: ‘Fuck You, I fucked you, I’d fuck you, Who the fuck are you?’

40-)touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my

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41-)Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next

42-)You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

43-)Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

44-)Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

45-)You laugh at my job but you sit around collecting welfare from my taxes – nice… glad I can help ya out , asshole.

46-)Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!

47-)Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

I just love getting dirty.

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.

I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.

Women are like IPhone, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???

In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts 🙂

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!!

He slides into second with a stand up double.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

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These dirty status ideas for WhatsApp and somehow for facebook are mostly in English yet some in Hindi, Urdu, Marathi and Punjabi languages too so you can pick the status quote which is best fit for you.

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