Here we collected some famous funny Bob Dole Quotes. Born Robert Joseph Dole, American politician Bob Dole is a prominent figure in politics and in the media. He was born on July 22, 1923, in Kansas. Bob Dole holds the record for being nominated for both the Presidential and Vice Presidential seat on different occasions without winning. He ran for President of the United States in the 1996 elections and Vice President in 1976. We also have a great collection of Billy Graham QuotesThe Beatles Quotes.

Famous Funny Bob Dole Quotes

Bob Dole Quotes

“Think I’ll win. Could be big.” – Bob Dole

“Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they’re thinking at all.” – Bob Dole

“At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say.” – Bob Dole

“You know, a better man for a better America. That’s sort of our slogan.” – Bob Dole

“He told me to grow up and make the best of what I have.” – Bob Dole

“No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.” – Bob Dole

“You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” – Bob Dole

“I am announcing my economic program for America’s renewal — a program that will return economic growth, rising living standards and prosperity for all Americans to the center of our policy.” – Bob Dole

“I mean, people say, ‘If I’d have ever known you were like that, I’d have voted for you,’ or,

‘I saw your commercial, I like it. It’s funny’ or whatever … I hope they remember the product.” – Bob Dole

“Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.” – Bob Dole

“Elizabeth’s back at the red cross, and I’m walking the dog.” – Bob Dole

“If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.” – Bob Dole

“That drug use is wrong and that drugs kill.” – Bob Dole

“If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans” – Bob Dole

“This can be a living memorial… long after the TV is gone and long after we move on to the next event. By this effort, these young people … will understand that somebody, somebody in America cared enough to make a contribution, to make it possible for them to pursue their dreams.” – Bob Dole

“Senator Dole sponsored an ad today that said, ‘If you’re going to talk about a man’s record, talk about the whole record.’” – Bob Dole

“I think it’s pretty obvious the model for victory is the Ronald Reagan model” – Bob Dole

“There is life after losing. There are things you can do with your life that can make a difference.” – Bob Dole

“Won every battle, except the battle against time.” – Bob Dole

“Life is very important to Americans.” – Bob Dole

“There is scarcely anyone who believes that the required 67 senators would vote to convict the president on any of the four articles of impeachment approved by the House Judiciary Committee.” – Bob Dole

“If we only had more time.” – Bob Dole

“At my age you find yourself looking back from time to time and you begin to appreciate some of the things that happened to you.” – Bob Dole

“I think the voters believe that when you become president of the United States, you have a higher obligation and a higher standard than anybody in the world, … And if you violate that standard, they’re going to remember it on election day.” – Bob Dole

“Seniors must begin to understand what the new Medicare drug benefit means to them personally, and begin comparing this to their existing drug plans, if they have one. The existing plans may include Medicaid, the VA, unions, employers or state pharmacy assistance prescription drug programs, … If they don’t know how these compare, they need to start asking thoughtful questions because they will soon have to decide whether or not the Medicare plan is better than their other options. Before long they will have to make an important choice.” – Bob Dole

“If I were present in the Senate I would vote for ratification of the CWC Chemical Weapons Convention because of the many improvements that have been agreed to” – Bob Dole

“Private citizens say all kinds of things all the time. Next question.” – Bob Dole

“We got the across-the-board cut and the kiddy credit, and those are the two most important things to sell to voters, … But there are a number other proposals in the economic plan that will appeal to businesses as well.” – Bob Dole

“They’re going to have a choice of at least two plans if their plan they have now is better, well, they may not want to change. But a lot of people are going to (see) big, big benefits” – Bob Dole

“The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night.” – Bob Dole

“Having been in Congress, you know that’s part of our responsibility the constituent has a problem, … We’re supposed to write back and say, ‘Well I can’t do anything’ That’s not what they elect you for.” – Bob Dole

“I have … been uplifted by the extraordinary power of the American heart — by those armies of compassion, who are willing to cross town or cross the globe to minister to those they’ve never met and will never see again.” – Bob Dole

“Provides the best opportunity to put the people of Kosovo on a course of self-rule and liberty.” – Bob Dole

“My philosophy of life is when you get up the ladder you want to reach back and give someone a hand, just like someone did for you years before. They are wonderful role models and the very personification of caring.” – Bob Dole

“Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.” – Bob Dole

“But I do understand that the purpose of a reporter’s privilege is not to somehow elevate journalists above other segments of society. Instead, it is designed to help guarantee that the public continues to be well-informed.” – Bob Dole

“America and its allies and friends around the world can no longer tolerate Saddam’s repeated attempts to erode the restraints that have been placed on his regime, and to violently reassert his authority” – Bob Dole

“This is not a Florida election. This is a national election, … Democrats control the election apparatus of 47 of 67 counties in Florida. They’re about to give us the double whammy here.” – Bob Dole

“As someone with a long record of government service,” – Bob Dole

“Providing seniors with the peace of mind that they will be able to get the medicine they need, when they need it, as well as offer extra assistance to pay for it … is what this new Medicare Benefit has to offer, … It is important that seniors understand we are talking about a dependable, government-underwritten program that will be a major pillar of Medicare going forward.” – Bob Dole

“I think it’s time to do something, … I don’t believe any political pressure, economic, any kind of pressure will work.” – Bob Dole

“For me, it was also a good time to reflect on World War II because some of my relatives who were in Chicago lived through that awful war. As former Sen. Bob Dole also reminded me the other day, it’s hard to believe it’s been nearly 60 years since the end of the war. No, …” – Bob Dole

“We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.” – Bob Dole

“We’re trying to get good pictures. Don’t worry very much about what I say.” – Bob Dole

“Since President Clinton took office, the number of 12- to 17-year-olds using marijuana has almost doubled,” – Bob Dole

“I lost in ’96, in case the word hadn’t trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.” – Bob Dole

“The White House is not being very clever in how it takes on our plan, … In fact the White House is being sloppy. They are taking everything Bob Dole has ever said we ought to do regarding taxes and adding all of those things up and saying it will cost 800 billion.” – Bob Dole

“We need to reach out and make sure that everyone who should benefit will benefit,” – Bob Dole

“Now we meet in the birthplace of American liberty to renew our social contract. We look to Governor Bush and Secretary Cheney to raise our sights, and to restore honor and civility to our public life.” – Bob Dole

“As Americans, we need to be concerned not only about another humanitarian tragedy for the Kurds of Iraq, but also about the potential resurgence of Saddam Hussein as a menace to the peace and stability of this vital region,” – Bob Dole

“I look at the slowest growth in a century. He inherited a growth of 4.7 to 4.8 percent, and now it’s down to about 2.4 percent. We’re going to pass a million bankruptcies for the first time in history. We’ve got stagnant wages,” – Bob Dole

“A lot of people are going to see a big, big benefit.” – Bob Dole