If you are a Whatsapp user, you are probably into the mode of whatsapping which includes updating daily your whatsapp status, changing profile picture, sending media files and so on. Unlike facebook, whatsapp statuses are more crisp, short and have the potential to be more witty. Even one word statuses work great in Whatsapp messenger; they can be funny, serious, bitchy or satiric. This messenger comes with certain inbuilt status templates like ‘sleeping’, ‘in a meeting’, ‘busy’, ‘available’ and so on.
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New Status Updates Everyday
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
The default status of Whatsapp is
‘Hey there! I am using WhatsApp’ which almost every user changes.
Many people search for Whatsapp Status quotes on Google and set them as their Whatsapp status. There are specific sites where sample status and text messages can be found. Whatsapp statuses are the best way to reflect your mood and temperament. While many people select the sample statuses from these various sites, other like using original or customized statuses. Some information about Whatsapp status messages have been shared below.
Love Whatsapp Status Quotes
Most people update love related status on Whatsapp and keep them for long time. This is usually true of young people and romantically inclined couples. The different kind of emoticons like coloured hearts and amorous signs can be incorporated in these status messages. Some of the most common and cheesy status messages include “men are from mars, women are from venus” and “everyone falls in love, nobody rises” among others.
Love is friendship set to music- Joseph Compbell
Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul. – Anonymous
No one realizes the beauty of love, until you’re caught in it.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.
Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – GandhiI’d like to run away from you, but if you didn’t come and find me…. I would die. ~ Shirly Bassey
Inspirational Quotes for Whatsapp
Many people put up motivational and inspirational quotes on Whatsapp. Although some of them are encouraging and good, not all of them are catch and attractive enough. Many people use quotes from famous books of self-help authors which seem attractive and eye catching.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. ` Amos Bronson Alcott
Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.` Maya Angelou
The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. it is needful to have the instrument in good order. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
All Experience is an arch to build upon ~ Henry Adams
Funny and Witty Status Quotes
These are the most common and popular status updates. These updates are witty, humourous, engaging and funny. If you want to amuse people then setting a status accordingly is a good idea. Nobody can teach you to be funny and humourous; you either have humour or you don’t. You can also look up to google and search for witty one liners to set up as your status message.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard
Those who snore always fall asleep first. ~ Anonymous
A Boss is like a diaper……. always on your ass, and usually full of sh**it
Enjoy Life, there is plenty of time to be dead.
How come there’s only one monopolies commission? ~ Nigel Rees